team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
sometimes i want 2 date but then i remember how badly that ended last time and reconsider
(Source: revolutionariess)
when you’re writing a paper and a few paragraphs get selected and you don’t notice and type and it all disappears and you feel your stomach fall out of your butt for a few seconds before hitting undo
sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them
but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog
i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests
welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you
When I become a bestselling author, I’m going to follow every blog dedicated to my book and laugh as everyone cries over their otp
There’s one part of me that’s like:
You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.
But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:
No.
They both make such good arguments.
Top Text: “Looking for piece of merchandise and at customers at same time”
Bottom Text: “Slam head into metal rack for all to see”
Happened to me at Old Navy today. I hate it when t-stands (long metal rectangles with hooks on them) have no hangars on them to actually let me see that they’re there in a busy store when I’m multitasking. I ended up slamming right into the metal, embarassing myself and getting a huge bump on my forehead. It sucked…
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
- once in six months
- i am actually satisfied with my photoshop abilities
Whenever I get a Tumblr message
…and most of the time, it’s one of those PeepsPayer(.)com ones
(Source: hoedempsie)
)does anyone else name their characters using baby names websites
Reasons I hate hot weather
- having to shave my legs like every time I want to go out
- and sweating
- but shaving
- mostly shaving
(Source: emmichii)
